Merry Christmas to all of my DA friends

I'll leave 3 of my own cocktail creations here so that you may get stone drunk this year
GREEN BASTARD
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1 tall Beer glass
1 Shot glass
1 Bottle of Ice cold Lager (any type of beer works fine, but the lager is the one that really shows the flavor of the spirits)
half a shot of green Absinthe
half a shot of vodka
fire
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Pour the beer in the beer glass. Mix the spirits in the same shot glass and flame the fuckers. Pick up the shot glass and drop it into the beer (flame and everything). Drink up (Drinking it all at once is recommended, but if you're some sort of pussy, then I guess that drinking it slowly also works)
SPOILED ORANGE BRAT
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1 can of orange flavored soda
2 shots of Malibu coconut Rum
Ice
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Mix everything, popular with ladies
TIME MACHINE (AKA: Graves Special)
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1 500- 600 ml glass
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Aged rum (PROTIP: It's the brown rum)
1 Shot Tequila or Mescal
1 shot Orange Liqueur (in case of Orange liqueur outage, use 1 and a half shot of concentrated orange juice)
1 shot Lime Juice
1 shot sugar
Coca Cola
Ice
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Mix all the spirits first, then add the lime juice and sugar and mix well. Add the ice and fill the rest of the glass with coke.
CAUTION: The drink may taste tame to some, but be warned, if it is drank too fast then last thing you'll remember is a boot upon yer face if you get too cocky with everyone.